The corrupt wish game

[VampYre]

Here you wish for something and the next poster will grant the wish but....it will have a very nasty effect or something else happens that is not fun. Here is a short example........


i wish i could find my pen.....

granted, but there is no ink in it


you get the point

I'll start

I wish it were still friday night.

[SlimXero]

It is friday again, but your laid up in the hospital in a body cast....no drinkin and driving mang

i wish i didn't live in florida...

[Toad]

Now you live on a milk farm in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania, and you have to do all the dirty work.

I wish emo would go away...

[muzick]

Now that all the work is done, you look for a quiet place to sit and read.

I wish my car was done being fixed...

[SlimXero]

Done, but with gas prices you can't afford to drive it

I wish i had a thousand dollars

[Gillbert]

You now have a thousand dollars, but your house was broken into and your furniture was stolen.

I wish I had a pony...

[VampYre]

Granted, but its a toy pony.

I wish it had snowed more this winter.

[SlimXero]

Granted, but you got snowed in while the wife was at work, so went all winter with no play :P

I wish i was drunker

[Apathetic]

Granted, but you pass out and get pwnd written on your forehead by some random chick named Brittany.


I Wish that Love was real.

[VampYre]

Granted, except now you are gay.

I wish I didn't drink so damn much last nite.

[Apathetic]

Granted, but instead, you were killed by a drunk driver.

I Wish I had a pickup truck that runs that can get me to wisconsin.

[SlimXero]

Granted, but once you get there you realize you've driven right into a gay pride parade... which isn't a problem since love is real and you've realized you're homosexuality...

I wish I didn't have to work

[osiris]

done, but it's because you broke your two legs and arms by falling in the stairs.
I wish I was a rockstar

[Tycoon]

your wish is granted, but on your first tour the stage falls apart halfway through your a show and all the speakers fall ontop of you resulting in your ugly death but an awsome show

i wish i had 25 posts so i could kick some ass in the arcade

[Tycoon]

your wish is granted, but on your first tour your bus drives of a cliff esulting in a huge explosion and hundreds of little pieces of which used to be you

i wish the weekend was longer