21st Century "Birds and Bees" :)

[bbBear]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess its time for me to tell you before you find out anyway! Your Mummy and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"

[VampYre]

That's a great one!