Last week,the
funniest thing happened.
It all started
when the water
was so cold
that it froze
off my legs.
I wondered why
it happened so
then i realized
I was dreaming,
naked, so I
put clothes on.
That is when
the door slowly
opened to reveal
three more doors
I immediately closed
it and puked.
I then screamed
so loudly that
I woke the
girl under me.
To my surprise,
She was my
first cousin who
thought that I
was Brad Pitt.
I Immediately took
offence to this
by taking off
my detachable penis.
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