Pride is for the weak, but I'm glad that I can help the community.
Pride is for the weak, but I'm glad that I can help the community.
You guys know I give kudos to all of you, I have seen some of your dedication personally, even when you were on your "paying" jobs. You took time out from there to try to help. So, praise may not be wanted or needed, but it is deserved!!!!
Ah, but little known by most, there really is a main office.
Located on the volcanic isle of Nisyros near Greece, the VideoPimp base of operations is a state-of-the-art facility embedded in the slopes of a recently dormant volcano. Using geothermal power, the facility keeps us pimping those videos with a 1-terabit fiber-optic backbone to the mainland (which also allows for some killer Quake 3 gaming). The facility was built in the late 1980s, at an estimated cost of US $570 billion, and is the largest of its kind in the world. Construction was carried out using old men with pickaxes, and the supporting architecture is made of high-strength steel alloys and a rolled tungsten skin, while the floors inside are all tastefully done with locally-produced obsidian. The server farm inside is a cluster of 2,048 Hitachi/Tsukuba CP-PACS/2048 supercomputers, with a theoretical processing power of 754.0736 Teraflops, dwarfing even IBM's Blue Gene supercomputer with more than a 160% increase in speed. Of course, all this would be worthless without a dedicated team of video procurement professionals, and the office is staffed with a cadre of over 700 of the best agents, media moguls, video specialists, and musicians that our HR department could get their hands on. They all work 14-hour days, however this is rarely a cause for complaint as they are all provided with a carefully monitored supply of crack, and each have one day off per week to spend being cared for by one or more of our 260 random bikini-clad female masseuse team.
// dUc0N //
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Originally Posted by dUc0N
well researched. the secret is out. damn.
Rain, VP ripper, channel/forum moderator
"We are all crazy...it is only a matter of degree and direction."
www.rainofhearts.com
Don't we wish...
If it was heaps shorter it would have been so much more amusing D:
I don't want a bikini clad female massaging me....
can I have a pool boy?
But that's okay, because you're only at the branch office in downtown Chicago...
// dUc0N //
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