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    Default Irishmen Drinking Joke

    A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his
    voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
    Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
    American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
    pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and
    no one takes up the Texan's offer.

    One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same
    gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on
    the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the
    Irishman.

    The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10
    pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into
    all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-
    back.

    The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in
    amazement.

    The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya
    don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30
    minutes you were gone?".

    The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down
    the street to see if I could do it first".
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    That makes me happy.
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    ahahaha that i really good it sorta reminds me of beer fest

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    There's nothing like sinking 20 quiet beers in a row... or not.

    Those Irish are drinking machines!
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    Good thing I'm part Irish or I'd be dead by now!

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